Boudreaux Joke for the Day

boudreaux joke: marie and boudreaux were getting ready to have their 50th anniversary and marie says, "may boudreaux, for our anniversary present, i want one of dem milk bats like the stars take to make der skin soft." boudreaux says, "marie, tomorrow i'll ax the milk man if he can help". the next day, the milk man comes over and boudreaux tells him that marie wants one of dem milk bats like the stars take to make her skin soft. the milk man says, "may, i can fill dat tub up wit milk if she want and she can soak in it." boudreaux tells him thats a great idea and the milk man says, " does she want dat pasturized or unpasturized." boudreaux says, "just put it past her hip. if she wants it past her eyes she can splash it up."